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Unacceptable again!

Thumbs down again.

Just Forget it!

My boss called me on a Saturday to let me know he that due to financial reasons, I was no longer needed effective immediatley. 3 days later, he sends me a text asking about work issues. How do I respond?

Freaks and Cheeks

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

Farewell, Mr. Eclipse: Fred Espenak dies at 71 - Astronomy Magazine

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

Analysis & Anal Cysts

Could the guys here tell me how their first experience with a trans woman was? Who was the lady to you? ( I mean girlfriend, one night stand, etc.) I just had my first experience recently and I would like to know about others?

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Specializing in Odds & Ends.

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

Why do Argentinians use "vos" instead of "tú" in informal speech?

Next, they tried...

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

Hysterias & Posteriors

‘The Office’ Star Rainn Wilson Says the Show Was a ‘Struggle’ After Steve Carell Left: ‘We Knew it Was Coming For a Long Time’ - Variety

share office space ...

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

Trump signs proclamation banning travel from 12 countries - ABC News

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

Still no good

No go.

Warner Bros. Discovery Reworks CEO Pay, Reducing David Zaslav’s Massive Compensation - The Hollywood Reporter

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

Loons and Moons

They put up a sign reading

How do scammers communicate? Do they have a specific language or slang?

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

So, the docs changed it to read

So they tried

The #1 Friday Habit You Should Start to Lose Visceral Fat, According to Dietitians - EatingWell

No way

Nuts and Butts

Minds and Behinds

Yale’s new Google Home smart lock is here — but it costs more thanks to tariffs - The Verge

Still no good.

Then came..

Catatonics & High Colonics

Zelenskyy says Russian drivers 'didn't know anything' about role in audacious drone attack - ABC News

No, not a chance

Everyone loved it.

Another attempt resulted in ...

How does a single-payer healthcare system handle costs for surgeries, and what's the patient experience like compared to private insurance?

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